Dickhead Nazi Gets An Egg Smashed Right On His Head In A Wonderful New Trend

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This is a real step forward for humanity. I would put this in the non-violence category of protest. If you’re being an asshole in a public forum, you shouldn’t get shouted down or assaulted or arrested or anything like that. Freedom of speech in the most important thing in the world and people should be allowed to voice their opinions. Having said that…if you’re an evil disgusting asshole marching around with a flag, douchebag glass, and a swastika necklace well then you’re at risk of getting an egg smashed on your dome and you deserve it. A move that obviously started in Australia needs to go world wide.

Nazi saying Nazi things in the street…boom egged.

Protesting climate change by blocking traffic and ruining everyone’s day…egged. (not that I am equating the two, but I would like to see those people get smashed by eggs)

The egg doesn’t hurt anyone, but I don’t think there’s anything more degrading or aggrevating. I don’t think anything stops you in your tracks like a raw egg to the head. I think they’re more effective than tasers or tear gas. Just start bombing people with eggs. Make them think about their life choices.

My only problem with this video is that I feel like I coud be getting j-mac’d. I mean look at this guy

It feels like he’s a little too Nazi to be real. It’s posted by a youtube account “Legal latin heat”. I don’t feels like they might be trying to go viral, but its on dailymail and reddit and it’s all over the internet so it should probably be here too. Either way, the lesson here is that we need more eggings.